Dear Hollywood,  
It's time to wake up now. Get this! The only reason you exist is for my entertainment.  
Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably.  
But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. That's it. Nothing else!  
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesn't exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I crank the organ and you dance. Therefore, I don't care where you stand on issues.  
Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn't mean you know what it's like to be a prostitute. Your view matters about as much to me as that of a someone living in Timbuktu.  
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren't real. I leave the theater, turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist. Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.  
I don't care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty. I don't care what you think about the environment. I don't care if you believe fracking is bad. I don't care if you call for more gun control. I don't care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming. And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President.  
Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.  
And one other thing. What was with all this "I'll leave the country if Donald Trump wins"? Don't you realize how stupid that made you sound?  
What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or we'll lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer?  
Leave. I don't care! And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.  
Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter is scripted just like your pathetic little lives.  
I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn't matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment.  
So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey, dance! 
....Unknown....
 
A friend sent me an email. 
Please hold e-mails until further notice as I am in the hospital. I was attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo.  
I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,"Could you press one for me please”.  
So I did...and I don't remember much afterwards, but I'm guessing it must have been the wrong one.  
See below........  
 
 
 
 
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The moment you have to prove your worth to someone that is the moment to up and walk away. 
One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you always wanted.  Do it now. 
Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on. 
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. 
A bad attitude is like a flat tire.  You can't get very far until you change it. 
A brain is something we all have bvt not often used by all.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
May God bestow upon us all His Love, His Kindness, and His Blessings.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Ciribiribin" 
Harry James - 1939 
 
 
 
    Designed 
Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
    
 
Adieu,Mi Amies, Adieu. A
Too many Americans are attacking each other verbally and physically. We urgently need to come together as "one nation under God." The people of these United States need to recognize that the Lord can and will change hearts and minds. His promise:  
2 Chronicles 7:14  
"If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land."
Harry James 
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