"Great Truths"  
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. --John Adams  
2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. --Mark Twain  
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.--Mark Twain  
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man    standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.        --Winston Churchill  
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. --George Bernard Shaw  
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. --G. Gordon Liddy  
7. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. --P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian  
8. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. --Ronald Reagan(1986)  
 
9. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.  
--Will Rogers  
10. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! --P. J. O'Rourke  
11. No man's life, liberty, or property, is safe while the legislature is in session. --Mark Twain(1866)  
12. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it. --Anonymous  
 
13. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.  
--Winston Churchill  
14. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. --Mark Twain  
15. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class, save Congress. --Mark Twain  
16. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. 
--Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)  
17. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. --Thomas Jefferson  
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"Five Best Sentences"  
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.  
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.  
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.  
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.  
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!  
And......It is all true.
 
"Exercise Hater" 
One of my friends hates exercise. To her, getting up in the morning is a moving violation. The only exercise she get is pushing her luck, stretching the truth, and jumping to conclusions.Although, she has been known to carry a grudge. 
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Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence  from?”  His father replied, “It must be from your mother... because I still have mine.” 
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A man was telling his neighbor…  
'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'  
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'  
'Twelve thirty..'  
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"Dinner Tonight" 
Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!" 
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" 
Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!" 
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Don't complain about things you are not willing to work hard to change. 
 
Oftimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. 
 
Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty. 
 
If we were meant to be controlled, we would come with a remote. 
 
I hate people who accuse me of lolly gagging, when I am just dilly dallying.
 
May God bestow upon us all His Blessings.
 
 
 
  
"Down Yonder" 
Michael Sands 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed 
Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
AuRevoir Mi Amies. Please say a prayer for President Trump.  
Dear God, 
Please stand with President Trump. He truly needs your help and your guidance.  
 Please, will you help him?  
In Jesus name I ask. 
Thank You God.  
Amen
Played on BagPipes. 
To play:  Click on name of song. 
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Just below is the link of the Video, but I must warn you it is extremely sad to watch. It is a lovely Memorial Day  Tribute to some of the fallen soldiers.So it is your choice to watch and listen or just to listen. I think the Bag Pipes 
are fantastic. 
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