"A Regular Guy" 
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .  
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.  
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.  
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.  
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.  
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.  
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.  
I am older than 55, which makes me a bit less than I used to be.  
I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.  
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.  
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.  
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.  
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.  
Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends "a basket of deplorablesť.  
I need to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found challenges in my life and my thinking!  
I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!  
Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!  
And if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom! 
(You know,  even if we could go back almost 9 years,  I think the stupid people who voted for Obama,  would still vote for Obama, even knowing what they know now.  There is no good explanation for certain types of stupidity and ignorance.  Right now the only names we have for them is, Democrat, Rhino, Elitist, and not to forget, 'Big Government'.)   
That is enough however.
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You know you are getting old when your favorite kind of plans are cancelled plans. 
Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness. 
Success is not final,  failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. 
The true perfection of people lies not in what they have, but in what they are. 
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters. 
If you’ve never met the devil on the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
May God  bestow upon us all His Blessings.
"It's Four In The Morning" 
Ferlin Husky 
Ev & Els 
"The Lady Cuts One"  
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. 
She was still feeling bloated from lunch, so she was fearful of farting in front of her date, who hadn’t arrived yet. 
It wasn’t long before she actually did let one out, but she managed to cover up the sound with a fake cough. 
She continued waiting for her date to arrive, but wanted to make sure everything was perfect. 
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. 
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands "Stop that!" 
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Certainly, madam. Which way was it headed?"
Bye for now, time to go. 
See you on the morrow or so.
Please say a prayer for 
President Trump and 
His Family.  May God 
Bless them all and keep 
them safe.