Asshole Of The Week Award 
December 30, 2016  
Holy crap! Itís the last Asshole of the Week for 2016 so it seems only fitting to give it to Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. This dipstick seems intent on doing as much damage to this country on his way out the door as is possible. Itís not as if he hasnít had eight years to 'furk' everything up, he wants to make an even bigger mess of things. He just changed a long practice of vetoing anti-Israel resolutions in the UN to abstaining on them, and it turns out that he was behind the anti-Israel resolution in the first place. Then he lied about it but Bibi has his number. What a dickhead!  
Then he decided to play tough guy with Putin. Heís accused Russia of hacking the election. No proof, but Crooked Cankles lost so it had to be the Rooskis behind it. Hey Obungler, the 80's called. They want their foreign policy back. Haha! The Fake News media supports him on this because they are the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. Some anonymous CIA source told Jeff Bezosí blog, the Wash Post, that the Russians hacked the election so it must be true. Too bad the CIA refuses to testify to this before Congress but remember the Fake News media doesnít worry about the facts or truth. Anyhoo, Onumbler kicked out 35 Russian diplomats because Russia ďhacked the electionĒ. Putin, being much smarter than Obongo, trolled him by announcing that he wonít be expelling any American diplomats and invited the children of the American diplomats to a New Years party at the Kremlin. Putinís statement.  
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We regard the recent unfriendly steps taken by the outgoing US administration as provocative and aimed at further weakening the Russia-US relationship. This runs contrary to the fundamental interests of both the Russian and American people. Considering the global security responsibilities of Russia and the United States, this is also damaging to international relations as a whole.  
"As it proceeds from international practice, Russia has reasons to respond in kind. Although we have the right to retaliate, we will not resort to irresponsible Ďkitchení diplomacy but will plan our further steps to restore Russian-US relations based on the policies of the Trump Administration.  
The diplomats who are returning to Russia will spend the New Yearís holidays with their families and friends. We will not create any problems for US diplomats. We will not expel anyone. We will not prevent their families and children from using their traditional leisure sites during the New Yearís holidays. Moreover, I invite all children of US diplomats accredited in Russia to the New Year and Christmas childrenís parties in the Kremlin.  
It is regrettable that the Obama Administration is ending its term in this manner. Nevertheless, I offer my New Year greetings to President Obama and his family.  
My seasonís greetings also to President-elect Donald Trump and the American people.  
I wish all of you happiness and prosperity."  
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Putin looks like a statesman. Oblunder comes off looking like a petulant little child, which is essentially what he is. Heís also an asshole.  
From: Grouchy Old Cripple
 
"TooCloseToCall" 
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!  
After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.  
Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contestto settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.  
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm. 
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.  
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.  
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun. Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and spy on him and figure out how he was cheating. 
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total! 
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, You are not going to believe this! He's cutting holes in the ice!Ě 
This story tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career government politician.
 
 
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A person without ambition is like a beautiful worm-it can creep, but it cannot fly.  
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.  
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. 
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Thank You, God, 
for giving us the opportunity to change our country back to what You intended it to be. We glorify Your Name for all You've done in bringing Donald Trump into office. We 'Thank You' for the way so many of Your people prayed, and You answered. Now we pray that You continue to equip him and his team to take the leadership in our nation. We pray that You block those who would cause confusion or disrupt this transition in any way. Bring us together again as "one nation under God", where your values are upheld and every person is blessed.  
In Jesus Name we pray.  
Amen
 
Toodle-Oo for now.