Let us all wish everyone a "Merry Christmas"r and let the world know we are celebrating the "Birth of Jesus Christ".
"What A Girl Wants For Christmas"  
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when Emily, a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'  
'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.  
'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What would you like me to bring her?'  
Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 
'A son-in-law.'