"Dr. Young vs. Dr. Geezer"
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored with retirement, so he decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500; if not cured get back $1,000.
"Dr.Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired;
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ?"
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young--- "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer--- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young---: "Oh no you don't, that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young--- "My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see !"
Dr. Geezer--- "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young--- "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !