Dr. Geezer              Dr. Young 
"Dr. Young vs. Dr. Geezer" 
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored with retirement, so he decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500; if not cured get back $1,000. 
"Dr.Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. 
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. 
This is what transpired; 
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ?" 
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." 
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" 
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. 
Dr Young--- "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything." 
Dr. Geezer--- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." 
Doctor Young---: "Oh no you don't, that is Gasoline!" 
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. 
Dr. Young--- "My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see !" 
Dr. Geezer--- "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back." 
Dr. Young--- "But this is only $500..." 
Dr. Geezer--- "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." 
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:  
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?  
Answer : Princess Diana's death.  
Question: How come?  
Answer : An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans who are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.  
That, my friends, is Globalization
"Two Hearts In  
Three Quarter Time" 
Frankie Carle 
Ev & Els