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  "Two Lovers? "   
Back and forth . . .. 
Back and forth . . .. 
In and out . . . .. 
In and out . . . .  
A little to the right ..  
A little to the left . . . .  
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . ..  
Between her breasts . . . .  
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .  
She was getting near to the end.  
He was in ecstasy . . . .  
A huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .  
Forwards then backwards. . . . 
Forward then backward. . . .  
Again . . . . and again . . . . 
Her heart was pounding now . . . . 
Her face was flushed . . .. .  
She moaned . . . .softly at first,  
Then began to groan louder . . . . 
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . .. .  
She let out a piercing scream . . . . 
"OK, you smug bastard, so I can't parallel park.  
You do it!  
"I Know Your Secret"  
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other,  
"I found a really great way of getting adults to do anything I want."  
The other boy said, "How??"  
The boy replied, "Just tell people you know their secret."  
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!"  
The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom, heres $10."  
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"  
The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad, here's $15."  
The boy then decides to try it on the mailman, "I know your secret!"  
The mailman opened his arms and said,  
"Finally! come and give your old man a hug!"
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"Teach Me To Forget" 
by 
Gene Watson
 
 
 
 
Designed 
Compiled 
By 
Ev & Els 
 
 
Fare thee well,  I have enjoyed your company.  Until another time, Ami.