"Clintoon Joke" 
April 23, 2015  
Now that Thunder Rodent Thighs has officially entered the race, in the spirit of Earth Day Lenin’s Birthday and recycling, here’s a recycled Clintoon joke from way back when my friend Pres. BO started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. Yeah, I know. I doubt if the Hick from Hope jogs anymore but it’s a joke so bear with me here. On each run, he happens to jog by a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself for what was certain to follow.  
“Fifty Dollars!”, she would cry out from the curb.  
“No! Five dollars!”, fired back BO. We all know what a cheapskate BO is with his own money. Other people’s money? That’s different. He would gladly nail this Ho if someone else would pay for it.  
This went on for days. He would jog by and she would yell, “Fifty Dollars!”  
He would yell back, “Five dollars!”  
One day however, Thunder Rodent Thighs decided she wanted to join him. Once again, this is a joke. I would say visualize Cankles in jogging shorts but I don’t want you to hurl all over your keyboard.  
As the jogging Cintoons approached the street corner where the Ho hung out, B realized that the “pro” would yell out, “Fifty dollars!” and TRT would wonder what he would really be doing on these runs every day. He figgered he should have come up with an explanation to give to the PIAP accompanying him. The closer he got, the more apprehensive he became. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid her eyes as the two went lumbering past with the grace of a couple of elephants.  
Then, from the sidewalk, the prostitute yelled, 
“See....that's what you get for Five bucks?” 
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Cankles  
A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area, as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area.  
Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.  
"Cankle" comes from the fusion of Calf and Ankle.
A man named Mel joins a very exclusive nudist colony....  
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.  
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Mel immediately gets an erection.  
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?  
Mel replies, 'No, what do you mean?  
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.  
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.  
Mel continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts..... loudly.  
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.  
'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.  
'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.  
Mel staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.  
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.  
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.  
Mel replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 71 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!
               
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Blue Eyes Crying  
In The Rain" 
by 
Willie Nelson 
 
 
 
 
 
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by 
Ev & Els
 
 
That's all folks! 
Ciao