"The Art Collector" 
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.”  
The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first."  
The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”  
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done. Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day. Now what’s the bad news?”  
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
Thought I would let you know about my surprise windfall.  
I won a Nigerian lottery, according to an email from a Nigerian prince.  
He holds the sum of One Million Dollars in my name. 
and he wants to send it to me "free"! All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars cash, to show my good faith so he can transfer the money!  
And then I got 'another' email. It's from a Kenyan prince  
who wants to give me "free" healthcare for life!  
All I have to do is give him:  
My Bank Account numbers. 
My Social Security Number. 
My confidential Health Information. 
and pay $1000 per month for a policy with 
only a $10,000 deductible.  
Then he can make it happen!  
Am I on a roll or what !!!!
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