"Ms.Uninformed Voter Goes To The Pet Shop" 
She goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs The sign says: "Sex Frogs". Only $20 each. Comes with complete instructions. 
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I’ll 'take' one!’  
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, ‘Just follow the instructions!’ 
The blonde nods, grabs the box , and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.  
She does 'exactly' what is specified: 
1. Take a shower. 
2. Splash on some nice perfume. 
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, 
and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.  
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and nothing happens! The blonde is disappointed and upset. She re-reads the instructions. At the bottom, it says, ‘If you have any problems or questions , please call the pet store.’  
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, ‘I’ll be right over.’  
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, ‘See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The frog just sits there!’  
The man , looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and 'sternly' says:  
"Listen to me. I’m only going to show you how to do this 
'one more time'."
You need to be able to remember the era to enjoy this one.. 
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. 
"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,  maybe take a walk on the beach." 
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. 
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous. 
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" 
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. 
"Have fun, kids", the mother said as they left. 
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her."The Twist , Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother, "the damn dance is called the Twist!"
"A Politician is a person who will lay down your life for his country."
"Johnny's Got A Yoyo" 
Ruth Wallis 
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