We've heard people referring to people with Guts or Gonads 
(Mostly men I think, as I don't know too many women with testicles.)  
Here’s the official distinction:  
Guts - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? 
Gonads - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the 'Balls'  to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'  
I trust this clears up any confusion. 
There is no difference in outcome;  Both are potentially fatal.  
You know that really is showing you have 'gonads', 'boondoggles', or whatever,  the average woman would kill him for just  the "Chubby"!
 
For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or say, have been stymied by a recently-coined term, referred to as "Political Correctness".  
Although I consider myself fluent in the English language, that term was not in my vocabulary. My curiosity got the best of me and I decided to do a little research and after two weeks of chasing fruitless leads, I found what I'd been looking for at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. An anonymous source there sent me copies of four telegrams that were between Harry Truman and Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the Surrender Agreement. The contents of those four telegrams below are exactly as received, not a word has been added or deleted:  
(1) Tokyo , Japan  
0800-September 1,1945  
To: President Harry S Truman  
From: General D A MacArthur  
Tomorrow we meet with those yellow bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?  
(2) Washington, D C  
1300-September 1, 1945  
To: D A MacArthur  
From: H S Truman  
Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!  
(3) Tokyo , Japan  
1630-September 1, 1945  
To: H S Truman  
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz  
Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean?  
(4) Washington, D C  
2120-September 1, 1945  
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz  
From: H S Truman  
Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end! 
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Now, with special thanks to my friends at the Truman Museum and Harry, you and I finally have a full understanding of what  
"Political Correctness" really means!
 
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Al Hirt 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Looks as though he traded smoking for a 'large' wad of 'snuff' or something!  
Maybe it is that Politically Correct stuff and he is just eating the clean end.  
 
 
 
 
 
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Fare-the-well. I shall return. 
God willing and the creek don't rise!