"A Retired Person's Perspective"  
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.  
I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.  
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  
People move out of the way much faster now.  
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.  
If they are holding a gun, she's probably pithed.  
4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers .  
Now they drink like their fathers. 
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.  
6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. 
7. I didn't make it to the gym today.  
That makes 3,267 days in a row.  
8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim.  I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. 
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?  
10. Everyone has a right to be stupid.  
Politicians just abuse the privilege.
Terrorist activity has caused Hillary Clinton to take measures in 
order to protect her candidacy  for the 2016 Presidency. 
For security reasons,  Hillry has chosen a Muslim name. 
So from now on,  please use her new Muslim name. 
Seldum Bin Layd 
As we get closer to the election,  
we must remember that we cannot trust  
Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.  
The last time she had a simple job to do,  
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.
"Golfin' Papa" 
Mamie Smith - 1931
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
Not only Obama, but the people who reelected him. The first time was bad enough, but to do it again was sheer unadultrated "ignorance"!
May you be showered with Blessings from Above. 
and may you always walk on the 'right' side of life. 
Ciao for now.