" Food For Thought"  
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without  
a license, but not for being in the country illegally .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If you have to get your parentspermission to go on  
a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ...  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If you have to show identification to board an airplane,  
cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book,  
but you don't have to show ID for the right  
to vote on who runs the government .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens 
from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, 
but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If, in the largest city of the country, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas,  
but not a 24-ounce soda because the government says a 24-ounce  
sugary drink might make you fat .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched  
by the TSA but a woman in a hi-jab is only subject to  
having her neck and head searched because of her religion ......  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate  
trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more ...  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying 
his teacher’s "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or  
diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If hard work and success is rewarded with higher taxes  
and more government intrusion, while not working  
is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid,  
subsidized housing, and free cell phones .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots.  
 
If the government's plan for getting people back to  
work is to reward them with 99 weeks  
of unemployment checks with no requirement to  
prove they applied for it .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots. 
 
If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself  
makes you more "safe" according to the government .....  
Then you might live in a country run by idiots. 
 
If you are offended by this article, then I'll bet you voted  
for the idiots who are ruining our great country!  
 
By: Junipus P. Long 
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The gentleman has dislodged all doubt.   
We are definately a country run by idiots.
 
 
 
 
          
 
 
 
 
 
 
by 
The Three Tendons 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed & Compiled  
by 
Ev & Els 
The Three Tendons 
30 Fingers, 6 Hands, 2 Lungs & 1 Bicycle Tire Pump 
Literally making music out of thin air. 
The Amazing Musical Hand Virtuosos are: 
Ben "Gone With the Wind":  Brenner Bruce 
"The Handman":  Gaston Jim Rotondo, aka Jimmy Pavaroddy 
With Musical Accompaniment by:  Ken Purcell  
(Keyboardist - Guitarist - Vocalist - Conductor)
 
 
If you ever see a 'penny' laying on the street, sidewalk, or on the ground, 
pick it up....that is an Angel. Put it in your pocket. You will have 'your' 
own 'angel in your pocket'.  Might surprise you sometime.  
Never hurts to be a "Believer"! 
Aloha my friends, until we meet again.