"The Media" 
Remember a few years ago when pro golfer Tiger Woods crashed his Cadillac Escalade?  
Isn't it amazing that within a week the press found every woman with whom Tiger had an affair during the previous few years?  
They even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!  
Furthermore, they not only knew the cause of the family fight, but they even knew it was a 9 iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.  
Not only that, they know which wedge!  
And, each and every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates of tournaments in which he planned to play. 
Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over six years, yet this very same press; 
Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;  
Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates, or any of his former girlfriends; 
Or locate any of his college papers or grades; 
Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia and a Harvard education; 
Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980s; 
Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism. 
They just can't seem to uncover any of this. Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth! 
Don't you find that amazing ?  
"Muslim Terrorists" 
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists 
are so quick to commit suicide.  
Lets have a look at the evidence:  
- No Christmas.  
- No television.  
- No nude women.  
- No football.  
- No pork chops.  
- No hot dogs.  
- No burgers.  
- No beer.  
- No bacon.  
- Rags for clothes.  
- Towels for hats.  
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower.  
- More than one wife.  
- More than one mother in law.  
- You can't shave.  
- Your wife can't shave.  
-You can't wash off the smell of donkey.  
- You cook over burning camel shit.  
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you.  
- And your wife smells worse than your donkey. 
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??  
Well no sh*t Sherlock!... Like it could get much worse.
"Spanish Flea" 
Herb Alpert 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els
From the state of Michigan. This was from sometime back.  Wouldn't 
you think 'someone' would have done 'something' by this time?  Our 
congress is either a bunch of money hungry mongers and take bribes or 
they are scared to death.  Perhaps a bit of both.  Wha a travesty to think 
they take money to do our country harm, and/or are too namby-pamby to take a 
stand for what is right, legal.......and Constitutional. They are a bunch of 
"anal cavities"!
Things turn out best for people who make 
the best out of the way things turn out. 
Cheerio until next time.