"Polish Man " 
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:  
Q: Have you any grounds? 
A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. 
Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? 
A: It made of concrete. 
Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? 
A: No, we have carport, and not need one. 
Q: I mean what are your relations like? 
A: All my relations still in Poland ... 
Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? 
A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 
Q: Does your wife beat you up? 
A: No, I always up before her. 
Q: Is your wife a nagger? 
A: No, she white. 
Q: Why do you want this divorce? 
A: She going to kill me. 
Q: What makes you think that? 
A: I got proof. 
Q: What kind of proof? 
A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it says:  
Just as our basic vocabulary grows and evolves on an almost daily basis so too does our usage of technical terminology and acronyms.  
In recent American history, the president of our once-great nation has been identified by the acronym "POTUS", which of course used to stand for "President of The United States."  
However, during the past 6 years, many may not be aware of the subtle change in meaning that has come about with that term. The current occupant of the Oval Office is still referred to as the "POTUS", but the term has become much more descriptive of the man presently holding this once revered position:  
"POTUS" now obviously means....... 
"Piece Of Totally Useless Shit."
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