"Pist-Awf" 
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to Emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; 'PIST-AWF' is a newly defined disease that is found to be  widespread and highly contagious.  
 
January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as 'PIST-AWF'.  
Symptoms include: 
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists. 
* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM  during the O'Reilly factor. 
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice. 
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people. 
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.  
Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. 
It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
 
"Great Comeback"  
One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms, but so that others may have them also.  
But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.  
He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about theU.S .flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, 'Yes, I always wear it and probably always will..'  
The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. 
A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forward. Putting his arm around my son's shoulders and nodding towards my son, he said in a calm and gentle voice to the Iraqi woman, 'Lady, hundreds of thousands of men and women like this young man have fought and died so that "you" could stand here, in "my" country and accuse a check-out cashier of bombing "your" countrymen. It is my belief that had you been this outspoken in "your" own country, we wouldn't need to be there today. But, hey, if you have now learned how to speak out so loudly and clearly, I'll gladly buy you a ticket and pay your way back to Iraq so you can straighten out the mess in "your" country that you are obviously here in "my" country to avoid. 
Everyone within hearing distance cheered!
 
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"Stranger On The Shore" 
by 
Pete Fountain
 
 
 
 
 
Designed & Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
 
 
               
 
 
I wish my book of life was written in pencil. 
There are a few pages I would like to erase. 
 
{If wishes were riches and beggars were kings, 
Life would be full of such wonderful things.} 
But it'snot . 
 
Adieu and God Bless.....one and all.