"And Thats The Truth" 
We are all familiar with:  
A Herd of cows,  
A Flock of chickens,  
A School of fish  
A Gaggle of geese.  
However, less widely known is:  
A Pride of lions.  
A Murder of crows. 
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens) 
An Exaltation of doves.  
A Parliament of owls. 
(Presumably, because they look so wise.)  
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Now consider a group of Baboons. Baboons are the loudest,  
most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive,  
and least intelligent of all primates. And what is a proper  
collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not...  
A Congress!  
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(Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct.)  
"A Congress Of Baboons": That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !  
You just can't make this stuff up.
 
Texting Communication in Today's Generation  
Daughter to Dad: Texting  
Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. LOL, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. My beloved and favourite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love and thanks, 
Your favourite daughter, Lilly  
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Dads reply ....also texting:  
My Dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever....., I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango ,buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.  
Your favorite Dad.
 
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Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife,"Honey! Come see what I created ! It's an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration! 
"She yelled back, " Flush the damn toilet Herman and come eat your breakfast ! "  
 
 
 
 
 
"It Takes Two To Tango
by 
Pearl Bailey 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I have ascertained we cannot be 'angelic' every day.  
Totally impossible.  
Some days we just have to let go!  
And.....be 'impish'! 
Toodle-Oo 
God Bless You All