"Crazy Laws"  
     Crazy laws which have never been repealed and therefore probably still apply in their respective countries:    
*It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.  
*It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down.  
*It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.  
*Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned in Britain.  
*The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen.  
*If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and needs the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter.  
*In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.  
*It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.  
*It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.  
*In Trinity College students can demand a glass of wine at any time during an exam, provided they are wearing their sword.  
*It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.  
*In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.  
*In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.  
           *In England it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises. Pubs,  clubs,  bars,  restaurants.  
*In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.  
*It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or  corpses.  
*In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.  
*In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.  
*In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.  
*Also it is illegal to kiss on railways in France.  
   *Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.  
*In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.  
    *In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.  
*In Massachusetts Christmas was outlawed in 1659.  
*In New Hampshire it is against the law to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.  
  *In Oklahoma criminals can be fined, arrested or jailed for making faces at a dog (Barking Mad). 
*In Germany it is illegal to wear a mask.  
*It is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland, without a sword.  
        *In Antwerp, Belgium, it is illegal to wear a red hat and walk down the main street.  
*In Israel picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden.  
          *In Singapore failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in a very large fine.  
*In Australia it is illegal to dress up as batman.
"You Always Hurt The One You Love" 
The Mills Brothers 
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Ev & Els 
May God Bless you and keep you.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.