Strange Things People Say and Do
A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.
Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
Definition of Census taker - a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners at the church.
Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.
The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.