Strange Things People Say and Do  
A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.  
Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.  
Definition of Census taker - a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.  
Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners at the church. 
Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.  
Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.  
Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.  
Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.  
Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.  
The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.  
What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.  
What the residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.
10 Interesting Facts  
Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.  
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.  
Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.  
Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.  
         Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.  
Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.  
The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.  
             The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.  
25% of the bones in your body are in your feet. Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.  
Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.
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 It is one of life's laws that as soon as one door closes another opens. 
The tragedy is we look at the closed door and disregard the open one.