“Out For A Stroll"
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they came across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she came out and they asked her, “Well, how did you do?”
“First Place, of course,” said Snow White.
They continued walking and they saw a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering and you can count on me taking first place,” said Superman.
After half an hour he returned and they asked him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answered Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continued walking when they saw a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio said: “No sweat, it’s in the bag. This is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returned sobbing with tears in his eyes.
“What the heck happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.