Mavda on pirate trunk.   
"Too True To Be Funny." 
The next time you hear a politician use theWord 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending"your" tax money. 
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,But one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.  
A.A billion seconds ago it was 1959. 
B.A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. 
C.A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. 
D.A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. 
E.A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,at the rate our government is spending it.While this thought is still fresh in our brain...let's take a look at New Orleans ...It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.Louisiana Senator,Mary Landrieu (D)was asking Congress for 250 Billion Dollars to rebuild New Orleans .  
Interesting number... 
What does it mean? 
A.Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman and child), you each get $516,528 
B. Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes inNew Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787. 
C. Or... If you are a family of four...Your family gets $2,066,012. 
Hello,Washington, D.C., Hello!  
Are all your calculators broken??    
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"Stranger On The Shore" 
By: Acker Bilk 
Israeli Technology! 
(Brilliant Idea)  
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.  
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. (and the best part) It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.  
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on Flight 670 to London."  
Maintenance, clean up at Gate 2, please.  
"You go Israel!" God is on your side.