"The Good Old Ways" 
[So Say Confuscious] 
Pam cooking spray will dry finger nailpolish. 
Cool whip will condition your hair in 15min. 
Mayonnaise will 'kill lice', but it will also condition your hair. 
Elmer's Glue---paint it on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any. 
Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea. 
Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water. 
Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste. 
Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! 
Arthritis? WD-40 - spray and rub in, kill insect stings too. 
Bee stings - meat tenderizer. 
Chigger bite - Preparation H. 
Puffy eyes - Preparation H. 
Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals). 
Stinky feet - Jello!! (Egads, wonder what flavor??) 
Athletes feet - cornstarch or if you run out of baby powder for the baby. 
Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub. 
Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes! Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean toilet. (And we let our kids drinks this stuff?) 
Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also. 
Kool aid in Dannon plain yogurt as finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it! 
Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a coffee filter paper. 
Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray. 
Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for theman of the house. 
Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar! 
Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour into an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice! 
Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubberband around a section of the t-shirt and soak. 
Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and 1/2 cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry. Will last for many years! 
A plastic slinky will hold toast and CD's! 
To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste. 
Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt. 
To remove wax - Take a paper towel and lightly iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel. 
Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter or WD-40 or Avon Skin-So-Soft. (Or GooGone). 
Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also, you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight! 
Crayon on the wall - Colgate toothpaste and brush it! 
Dirty grout - ListerineStains on clothes - Colgate. 
Grass stains - KaroSyrup. 
To clean the Dryer lint screen - use a used Bounce paper softner ...works great. 
Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from batteries! 
To keep flowers fresh longer, add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up instead of water.
Grady Martin  
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Ev & Els 
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