"Your Man" 
by 
Josh Turner 
"Tell Her Lies & Feed Her Candy" 
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' 
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
 
"We Are In Trouble" 
The population of this country is 300 million. 
160 million are retired. 
That leaves 140 million to do the work . 
There are 85 million in school. 
Which leaves 55 million to do the work. 
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. 
Leaving 20 million to do the work. 
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Terrorists! 
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work. 
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. 
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.  
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. 
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. 
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. 
That leaves just two people to do the work. 
You and me.  
And there you are, sitting on your butt, 
at your computer, reading jokes. 
Nice. Real nice. Puts me in mind of Congress.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed & Compiled 
by 
Ev   
 
 
I am sure we have all had this feeling some time in our lives. 
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God's Blessings on all.