"Donald And The Queen"  
A private jet arrives at Heathrow International Airport and Donald Trump strides to a waiting limousine which drives him to a warm and dignified reception from theQueen. From there they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificant 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.  
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons. All is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but they do their best to ignore the incident.  
The queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."  
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
One buzz word in today's business world is Marketing.  
However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."  
Well, here it is: 
* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." 
That's Direct Marketing. 
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."  
That's Advertising. 
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."  
That's Telemarketing. 
* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."  
That's Public Relations. 
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."  
That's Brand Recognition. 
*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.  
That's a Sales Rep . 
* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.  
That's Tech Support.  
* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"  
That's Facebook. 
* You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs your ass. That's former President Bill Clinton. 
* You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.  
That's America ! 
You meet a lady that's 6' 3" in the restroom.  
That's Mss. Jenner. 
"Till Then" 
The Mills Brothers 
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Ev & Els 
Every day is a gift, and may you use this gift by living life to the fullest.  
You will never have this day again.