To:"The Social Security Commissioner"  
Dear Commissioner,  
My name is Charles Wright and I live on First Street. I would like to present before you the following story:  
'Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had a 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father came to visit a number of times, and suddenly he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.  
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.All at once, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.  
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?  
Sincerely yours,  
Charles Wright
Interesting Facts That Not a Lot of People Know  
1.The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.  
2.Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.  
3.Time magazine's 'Man of the Year' for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.  
4.The Main Library at Indiana University, USA, sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.  
5.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.  
6.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic, and 200 million to make a film about it.  
7.A woman's arthritic pains will almost always disappear as soon as she becomes pregnant. No one knows why.  
8.Your body contains 60,000 miles of blood vessels.  
9.Nebraska has more miles of river than any other US state.  
10.Oak trees can live 200 or more years.  
11.An ostrich egg needs to be boiled for 2 hours to get a hard-boiled egg.  
12.Ninety percent of all teenagers suffer from some form of acne.  
13.Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.  
14.Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.  
15.Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a lavatory to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
That is why I write or type everything.  I don't have to open my mouth. After all, I didn't just fall off the Beet Buggy.
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Wishing you and yours God's Blessings.
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself to others.  It is because we are different that each of us is special.
And.......if anyone tells me that was a Turnip Truck 
not a Beet Buggy: 
I shall say........"Really?"