"The High Price of Silence" 
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.  
Boy: "Dark in here." 
Man: "Yes it is." 
Boy: "I have a baseball." 
Man: "That's nice." 
Boy: "Want to buy it?" 
Man: "No, thanks." 
Boy: "My dad's right outside." 
Man: "OK, how much?" 
Boy: "250 dollars." 
After a few weeks, it happens again. The boy's father comes home early and the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.  
Boy: "Dark in here." 
Man: "Yes, it is." 
Boy: "I have a baseball glove." 
Man: "That's nice." 
Boy: "Want to buy it?" 
Man: "I really don't." 
Boy: "I'll tell." 
Man: "How much?" 
Boy: "750 dollars." 
Man: "Fine."  
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"  
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."  
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"  
The son says, "1,000 dollars."  
The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."  
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. 
The boy says, "Dark in here." 
The priest says, "Oh, don't start that again!"
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.  
"Men Are Like":  
1. Laxatives -They irritate the crap out of you. 
2. Weather -Nothing can be done to change them. 
3. Chocolate Bars -Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 
4.  Commercials -You can't believe a word they say.  
5.  Department Stores -Their clothes are always 1/2 off!  
6.  Government Bonds -They take soooooooo long to mature.  
7. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.  
8.  Popcorn -They satisfy you, but only for a little while.  
9.  Lava Lamps -  Fun to look at, but not very bright.  
10. Parking Spots -All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.  
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !  
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM  tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life, if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will come your way sometime . Who knows when? Everyone can use some fun and  
'Good Luck'.  
So.......... send this to one (1) million people in 3 minutes and then wait and see what happens!  
(Like.... zilch, zot, nada, nil, zippo, naught, zip, zero, nix, nothing.)
"Just A Matter Of Time" 
Brook Benton 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
God Bless you,  everyone.