For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
"Men Are Like":
1. Laxatives -They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Weather -Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Chocolate Bars -Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
4. Commercials -You can't believe a word they say.
5. Department Stores -Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
6. Government Bonds -They take soooooooo long to mature.
7. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
8. Popcorn -They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
9. Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
10. Parking Spots -All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life, if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will come your way sometime . Who knows when? Everyone can use some fun and
So.......... send this to one (1) million people in 3 minutes and then wait and see what happens!
(Like.... zilch, zot, nada, nil, zippo, naught, zip, zero, nix, nothing.)