"Funny Thoughts" 
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, 
does he become disoriented? 
If people from Poland are called 'Poles', 
why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?' 
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?  
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?  
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? 
Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns? 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? 
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,  
but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? 
Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites? 
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?  
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? 
There is no shorter sentence in the English language than 'I am'. 
Readers point out that actually, 'I do' is the longest sentence? 
Think about it! If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? 
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's'? 
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
" Don't Mess With the Elderly"  
Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow, Essex, answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.  
'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'  
'Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke, haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door.  
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.  
'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'  
Myra stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me get you a spoon young man,  because they cut off my electricity this morning.'
"You Make Me Feel So Young" 
Frank Sinatra 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
God Bless and protect us all.
"Don't look back, you are not going that way". 
Good Bye until next time.