"Irrelevant Facts"  
*Every person has a unique tongue print.  
*Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland  
because he doesn't wear pants. 
*In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for  
betting on when patients would die.  
* Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.  
* 'Kemo Sabe' means 'soggy shrub' in Navajo.  
* In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married 
for the first time are teenagers.  
* Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.  
* Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. 
His parents thought he might be retarded.  
* In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles. 
* About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while 
they're still sitting on it. 
* You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day  
than in any other weather.  
* An average person laughs about 5 times a day.  
* Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people  
who have recently eaten bananas.  
* Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.  
* The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.  
* A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph. 
* The three best-known western names in China:  
Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley. 
* A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband  
doesn't give her coffee.  
* The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. 
* In 1980, there was only one country in the world with  
no telephones - Bhutan.  
* Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does. 
* Women's hearts beat faster than men's. 
* Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures  
of the pets in their wallets.  
* Bubble gum contains rubber.  
* You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
"Complete And Finished" 
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes. 
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between 'complete' and  'finished'. 
Here is his astute answer: “When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete'. When you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished' and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished"!  
He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
"The Last Waltz" 
Engelbert Humperdinck 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
May God bestow upon you, yours, mine.... 
one and all, a plethora of Blessings and Love.  
Experience is not what happens to a person,  
it's what they do with what happens to them. 
Until next time.......Adieu
Dear God, 
If it be thy will, 
Please protect this Country, 
From those who want to destroy it. 
I ask in Jesus name,