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"We, The Stupid"  
This is all factually (and historically) correct - and verifiable:  
In 732 A.D. the Muslim Army, which was moving on Paris was defeated and turned back at Tours, France, by Charles Martel.  
In 1571 A.D. the Muslim Army/Navy was defeated by the Italians and Austrians as they tried to cross the Mediterranean to attack southern Europe in the Battle of Lapano .  
In 1683 A.D. the Turkish Muslim Army, attacking Eastern Europe, was finally defeated in the Battle of Vienna by German and Polish Christian Armies.  
This crap has been going on for 1,400 years and half of the politicians don't even know it. If these battles had not been won, we might be speaking Arabic and Christianity could be non-existent; Judaism certainly would not exist.  
Reflecting : A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.  
Pause a moment and reflect back. These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?  
1. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male.  
2. In 1972, at the Munich Olympics , athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim males.  
3. In 1972, a Pan Am 747 was hijacked and eventually diverted to Cairo where a fuse was lit on final approach. Shortly after landing it was blown up by Muslim males.  
4. In 1973, a Pan Am 707 was destroyed in Rome, with 33 people killed, when it was attacked with grenades by Muslim males.  
5. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim males.  
6. During the 1980 's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim males.  
7. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim males.  
8. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim males.  
9. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim males.  
10. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim males.  
11. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim males.  
12. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim males.  
13. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim males.  
14. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim males.  
15. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and beheaded by - you guessed it - a Muslim male. (Plus two other American journalists were just recently beheaded).  
16. In 2013, the Boston Marathon Bombing resulted in 4 Innocent people, including a child, being killed plus 264 people injured by Muslim males.  
This profile is missing a few of the latest terrorist attacks, quite a few. 
No Obama, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?  
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screener's will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.  
So, ask yourself "Just how stupid are we???"  
Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the Obama's security detail, 85-year-old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss,  
BUT... leave Muslim Males alone lest we be guilty of profiling.  
Ask yourself, "Just how stupid are we? "Have the American people completely lost their minds or just their Power of Reason???  
As the writer of the award winning story " Forrest Gump " so aptly put it, "Stupid Is As Stupid Does."  
Each opportunity that you have to send this to a friend or media outlet... Do It! Or just sit back, keep griping, and do nothing. As Obama said in his book, nothing sounds so beautiful as the Muslim evening prayers from the tower.  
This was written some time back. Has "anything" gotten better?  
Wake up, America.
 
"Medical Testing"  
A woman answers her phone, "Hello." 
"Is this Mrs. Haycroft" 
"Yes." 
"Mrs. Haycroft, this is Doctor Willits calling from the Medical Lab. Your doctor sent us your husband's samples yesterday. In the same shipment we received a similar sample from a different Mr. Haycroft. Unfortunately there was a mix up, and we're not sure which result belongs to your husband. I'm sorry to say that either way, the news is not good." 
"Not good?" asks Mrs. Haycroft. 
"I'm afraid not. One of the tests came back with Alzheimer's and the other with Aids. As I said, we're unsure which result is the correct one for your husband." 
"Oh no, that's horrible!" said Mrs. Haycroft. "I assume you'll redo the test?" 
"We'd like to, but they're very expensive, and the insurance people tell us they will not pay for them again." 
"That's ridiculous! What can I possibly do now?" 
"The insurance company recommends that you drive your husband to the other side of town and leave him there. If he can find his way home, don't sleep with him."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"All I Do Is Dream Of You" 
Dean Martin 
 
 
 
by 
Ev &†Els 
 
 
 
May God Bless us all and keep us safe from harm.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I blame my mother for my poor sex life.  
All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.'  
For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
 
If it be thy will, 
please keep our country safe 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
We ask in Jesus name. 
Amen