Hi Bob,This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but at least I'm writing as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Alan.
"The Action"Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun. He walked next door and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone and he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbor."The Second Message"
Hi Bob,This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I suppose you figured it out anyway, but as I'm sure you noticed my auto correction changed WiFi To Wife. Technology hey? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.