"Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton" 
Mexican tap water.  
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.  
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.  
Farting when I have diarrhea.  
An elevator ride with Ray Rice. 
Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.  
Michael Jackson's Doctor.  
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran.  
A Palestinian on a motorcycle.  
Gas station Sushi. 
A Jimmy Carter economic plan.  
A government worker telling me that he wants to help me.  
Brian Williams news reports.  
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton. 
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.  
An email from a Nigerian prince.  
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank.  
A condom made in China.  
A prostate exam done by Captain Hook.  
And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.
"Grandma & Grandpa" 
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.  
The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."  
"How much?" asked Grandpa. 
"$10.00 a pill," answered the son. 
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." 
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow.  
He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110.. 
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
"It Only Hurts For A 
Little While" 
The Ames Brothers 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
I have seen and heard many stupid people in my life, but these two take top prize.
"May God Bless us all and keep us safe from harm".
Temptation is the feeling we get when encountered by an opportunity to do what we innately know we shouldn't.  
Until next time, adieu.
Dear God, 
If it be thy will, please keep our country safe, 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
We ask in Jesus name.