"Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton"
Mexican tap water.
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.
Farting when I have diarrhea.
An elevator ride with Ray Rice.
Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.
Michael Jackson's Doctor.
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran.
A Palestinian on a motorcycle.
Gas station Sushi.
A Jimmy Carter economic plan.
A government worker telling me that he wants to help me.
Brian Williams news reports.
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.
An email from a Nigerian prince.
The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank.
A condom made in China.
A prostate exam done by Captain Hook.
And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.