"Men and Wives"  
Many people say that men and women are opposites. Others hold the notion that they compliment each other, while others believe them to be both. Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely afford you a smile!  
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...While those inside are desperate to come out. 
 
Wife: "Why are you home so early?"   
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"  
 
Doctor: "How's your headache?"   
Patient: "She's out of town." 
 
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. 
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!  
 
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most. But when a man does that - the slide show begins....  
 
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.  
Wives are magicians...they can change anything into an argument.  
 
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...... 
the rest get married and wonder what happened!  
 
Q- Why can't women drive well?  
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them
 
Q- Why can't women stand a day in a Jungle? 
A- There are no shopping centers.  
 
Q: How can you save a dying woman? 
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere. 
 
Q: If a woman is quiet, which day is it? 
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day.  
 
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful life, compared to men. 
Do you want to know why? 
A very smart man replied: "Women don't have a wife"!
 
"The Fence Test" 
Which side of the fence? 
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! 
 
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.  
 
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.  
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 
 
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.  
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 
 
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.  
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.  
 
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.  
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.  
 
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.  
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.  
 
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.  
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.  
 
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.  
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended". 
 
Well, I forwarded it. Yeppers......because it is all true.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Something Stupid" 
Frank & Nancy Sinatra 
 
 
 
 
Designed & Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
 
 
 
 
May God bestow upon everyone, 
 
HisHis  Love,  His Kindness and  HisBlessings.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We do not meet people by 
accident.  They are meant to  
cross our paths for a reason. 
 
 
  
 
 
 
Adieu, fine friends, adieu. 
Perchance we meet again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dear God, 
If it be thy will, 
please save our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
In Jesus name we ask. 
Amen