"12 Reasons I Voted Democratic"  
James Anderson, a native of Talladega, Alabama, wrote a letter to the editor several years ago that went viral almost instantly. And while itís been around for a while, itís begun going viral again, perhaps as the 2016 presidential election starts to heat up.  
Anderson gave 12 reasons why he voted Democrat, apparently in reference to the 2012 election.  
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Here they are:  
1. I voted Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador.  
2. I voted Democratic because I believe oil companiesí profits of 4 percent on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15 percent isnít.  
3. I voted Democratic because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.  
4. I voted Democratic because freedom of speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.  
5. I voted Democratic because Iím way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.6. I voted Democratic because I believe that people who canít tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I donít start driving a Prius.  
7. I voted Democratic because Iím not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.  
8. I voted Democratic because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.  
9. I voted Democratic because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.  
10. I voted Democratic because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.  
11. I voted Democratic because I think that itís better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.  
12. I voted Democratic because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body, itís unlikely that Iíll ever have another point of view. 
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Andersonís conclusion was probably the best part of the whole letter: 
"No trees, Spotted Owls or Red Cock-headed Woodpeckers were harmed in the sending of this message."  
 
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Although entertaining, itís also quite depressing because most of these points actually illustration how many Democrats think, if thatís the right word, †when deciding how to vote.
 
"Inventions" 
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.  
At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."  
Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."  
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.  
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"  
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."  
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"  
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"  
God said, "Yes."  
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention too:  
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much; 
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"  
 
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."  
God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some key words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.  
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
 
 
 
 
 
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"Don't Blame Me" 
Frank Ifield - Canadian 
 
 
 
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Remember: 
Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 
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Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning.
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Dear God, 
If it be thy will. 
Please keep our country safe from those who seek to destroy it. 
We ask in Jesus name. 
Amen
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