"When I Started Seeing Another Woman"  
A little while ago I started seeing another woman. Actually, it was my wifeís idea.You know you love her she told me one day, out of the blue. Lifeís short, you should give her more of your time.  
But I love you, dear. I replied.  
I know, but you love her too she said.  
This other woman my wife wanted me to see was my Mother.She has been a widow for a few years now, and because of work and my kids, I didnít get to see her very often.  
I called my Mother that night and asked her to join me for a movie and some dinner.  
Did something happen? Is anything wrong? she asked.  
You see, my Mother belongs to the generation that thinks that any phone call after 7pm can only mean bad news  
I just wanted to invite you for dinner and a movie, just the two of us. What do you think? After a few second, my mother simply said: Iíd like that.  
I drove over the next evening after work to pick her up; it was a Friday night, and I had a feeling I havenít had in a long time, †the kind of nervousness you get before a first date.When I got there, I saw that my Mother was also excited and nervous.  
She was waiting outside, wearing her beautiful old coat, her hair all done up and had the dress she wore for her and dadís last anniversary on. Her face was lit up with a bright smile.  
I told my girlfriends Iím going on a date with my son tonight. †They were very excited for me, she told me when she got in the car.  
The restaurant we went to was not the most fancy, but the staff was incredibly friendly.My Mother held my arm and looked like the first lady!  
We sat down, and she asked me to read her the menu (My eyes are not what they used to be she said).  
Halfway through, I looked up and saw she was staring at me with a nostalgic smile on her face.When you were a child, I was the one who read you the menu.  
Then allow me to return the favor, Mom I said.  
We had a lovely conversation, not about anything in particular, just sharing whatís going on in our lives and eventually we spoke so much that the conversation just trailed off.  
Iíll go out with you again, but only if you let me pay next time! my Mother said.  
When I dropped her at her house, I felt genuinely sorry to see her leave.I hugged and kissed her and told her how much I loved her.  
When I came home later that night, my wife asked how the date went.It was wonderful, thank you for suggesting it!I looked at my wife and added, much better than I could ever have imagined.  
A few days later, my dear Mother passed away from a heart-attack.It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could do.A short time afterwards, I got a letter from the restaurant we went to that last time. 
The letter read: Iím quite sure that I wonít be able to make it to our next date, so you and your wife can enjoy each otherís company like I did with you. I paid for your next meal here in full and I want you to know just how much that night meant to me!  
I love you, Mother.  
At that moment, I understood just how important it is that we let our loved ones know that we love them, and make sure we make time for them we donít know how long weíll have them in our lives. †††Nothing is more important in this life than family!  
If your Mother is still alive appreciate her.  
If she isnít remember her.  
Either way, send this to others and help them remember just how much their Mothers mean to them.You just might remind them to call their Mother, because time is the one thing we can never get back.
"Just Things" 
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?  
How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office? 
If we can make semi-conductors, why can't we make complete conductors? 
Why go to all the trouble of building a hidden driveway when the highway department puts up a "Hidden Drive" sign? 
How come we can never just rant or just rave? Why do we always have to do both? It makes me sick and tired. 
If a mime fell in the woods, would he make a sound? 
Why do radio stations interrupt "60 minutes of uninterrupted music" to tell you you're listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music? 
If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside down? 
What did moths congregate around before light bulbs were invented? 
If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, why is his hair always so neatly combed? 
Why are America's parks and great outdoors administered by the Department of the Interior? 
Does an invisible ink stain have to be cleaned with invisible spot remover? 
If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would he be -- clear? 
Can you call someone on the otherside of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers? 
Can you really avoid injury in an airplane crash if you jump out when the plane is just a few feet from the ground? 
If you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped the cat, would it land on its feet? 
Why do we use the phrase "recorded earlier"? Is there 'any' other time to record something?
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.  
And......always remember, never use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.  
May God bestow on us all His love and His Blessings. May he keep us safe from harm.
"It's Now Or Never" 
Elvis Presley 
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Please keep our country safe from those to seek to destroy it. 
We ask in Jesus name. 
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"The Wonder Of You" 
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