"Blessings Are Immeasurable"  
You can lose:  
A child or a parent, 
The love of your life, 
A good job, 
A game, 
A deal, 
A bet, 
An idea, 
Your favorite thing, 
Money, 
Your best friend, 
A moment, 
An opportunity, 
A chance, 
Your keys, 
Your mind, 
Your health, 
Your identity, 
Your virginity, 
Your religion, 
Your shirt, 
Your license, 
ID or Passport,  
Phone or phone number, 
Hope, 
Faith, 
Luck, 
Your pride, 
Your house, 
And feel like you've lost everything, and keep on losing. 
 
Stop counting your losses, 
And start counting your Blessings. 
 
Only then will you discover that losses are always  
easier to point out and count than blessings. 
 
And that your blessings will always out number your losses, for they are truly 'immeasurable'.  
 
It is only normal that people count losses with their minds, 
And ignore to count blessings with the graciousness of their hearts. 
~~~~~~~~ 
Suzy Kassem
 
"Filling The Jar"  
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. 
"Well, doc, it's like this; First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." 
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" 
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Never thought she would admit it. 
 
Wonder if she was related to 'Hitler'. 
Their minds it seems, work on the same level (low). Also I think she could be ever bit as cruel as he was.
 
 
God Bless you,  one and all.