Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with ice scream!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
Because he had no-body to go with!
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Know why mummies never reveal their true age?
Cause they like to keep it under wraps.
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
Because of the coffin!
What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?
Surf the web!
Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?