Eye of newt, and toe of frog, 
Wool of bat,  and tongue of dog, 
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, 
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, 
For a charm of powerful trouble, 
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.  
What is a ghost's favorite dessert? 
Boo-berry pie with ice scream! 
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? 
Because he had no-body to go with! 
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together? 
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. 
Know why mummies never reveal their true age? 
Cause they like to keep it under wraps. 
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? 
Because of the coffin! 
What do spiders do for fun on Halloween? 
Surf the web! 
Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes? 
Have a fun and Happy Halloween.  
And......for this one night, 'candy is not caloric'. 
Eat all you want,  just don't get sick. 
God Bless,  Ev