"The Real Scoop" 
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.  
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.  
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.  
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.  
A snail can sleep for three years.  
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 
Almonds are a member of the peach family.  
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 
Babies are born without kneecaps.  
They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.  
Butterflies taste with their feet.  
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.  
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. 
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
"Hymns for the Over 60's" 
1.Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up  
2.Just A Slower Walk With Thee  
3.Go Tell It On The Mountain, But Speak Up  
4.Nobody Knows The Trouble I Have Seeing  
5.Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I've Forgotten Where I've Left My Car  
6.Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One  
7.Blessed Insurance  
8.It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
"The Prisoner Has Escaped" 
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" 
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.'  
And then they made love for the first time.  
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.  
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."  
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."  
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"  
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."  
Limply turning his head, 'He Yells' at her: 
"Hey, its not a life sentence, Okay?!"
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! 
Yawn: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.  
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.  
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they threw them, they'd break. 
When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the  
graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us. And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and not that of the RNC,  
Congress, or The Elitists.  
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
"Rhythn Of The Falling Rain" 
Dave Monk  
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
Life is full of small perfect moments. 
Adieu Amis.