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12 Tips I Got from My Grandmother  
My beloved grandmother, may she rest in peace, used to carry an old notebook with her wherever she went. She would fill the notebook with beautiful thoughts and advice she got from wise people. Throughout my childhood I would see her writing things down in that little notebook. I always thought they were her secrets, but when she was on her deathbed, she called me over and shared her old notebook with me. The pieces of advice I found in that notebook changed my life, which made me want to share them with you, in hopes it would do the same. These are the things my grandmother taught me before she passed away 
1. Accept things with love and understanding. 
No matter where you are, or what youíre doing, always believe that thereís a light at the end of the tunnel. Never expect, assume, or demand. Do the best you can to control your circumstances, and learn to accept that you canít always control everything. Once youíve done all that is in your power, if itís meant to happen Ė it will.  
2. Life "Can" be simple.  
Even though you often feel like life is too complicated, it can always be simple. All you need to do is focus on one thing at a time. You donít have to do it all, and you donít have to do it right now. Be present, be active, do the best that you can. Whatever you put into life Ė life will hand back to you, with interest.  
3. Donít change for other people.  
Make people accept you the way you are, or not accept you at all. Always say what you really think, even if itís not the popular opinion. When youíre true to yourself, you add beauty to the world Ė beauty that was missing. You should stay in line, just make sure itís "your" line.  
4. Youíre not who you were Ė and thatís okay.  
Youíve been through a lot in life. Youíve studied, been hurt, and changed. Every day we learn something new which changes us in some way or another. Sometimes we realize weíre not who we used to be, but thatís perfectly normal. Everybody changes. In your life, people will point out the changes, and all you need to do is tell them ďOf course Iíve changed, and so have you. Everybody changes.Ē 
5. Everything that happens is for the best.  
Be it significant or otherwise, joyous or sad, anything that happens will end up being in your favor. Everything that happens to us builds us and helps us grow. Life will take you places, show you things, heal you and make you into a better person. Donít be afraid to try or even to fail, in the end, everything is just a small part of lifeís larger plan to turn you into whom youíre supposed to be.  
6. Choose happiness, not wealth.  
Many people live their lives believing that money will make them happy, but the pursuit of wealth is devoid of meaning. Every choice you make, be sure to consider your happiness, not your bank account. In this way, when youíve reached old age, youíll know the true value of things, not their monetary value. In the end, youíll understand that the best things in life are things that money canít buy Ė love and friendship.  
7. Decide to be positive.  
One of the most important things you should understand about life is that if youíre not happy, it is not the circumstances that are to blame, but your decision to be unhappy. Every time life places obstacles in your path, give life a big grin, accept the obstacleís existence and overcome it with joy. Make the decision to be happy, stand by your decisions and do whatever is in your power to keep them. This is the true secret to happiness.  
8. Give the people you love your full attention.  
We can get used to being surrounded by loved ones and start taking them for granted. When you ask someone close to you how they are, donít accept an ďokayĒ, †look into their eyes and ask them about their day, and how they feel. If you feel that you only have friends that remember you when they need something, donít worry, be happy that youíre a source of light and hope for them. 
9. Learn to set a loved one free.  
At times, we need to set a loved one free to allow them to grow and evolve. Every little sprout must leave the greenhouse and be planted in a larger pot to grow to its full size and bloom. It is not what you do for your loved ones that will help them grow, but rather what you taught them and how they use that knowledge.  
10. Sometimes, you need to leave people behind.  
Sadly, not all our friends help us become better people. In some cases, friends can keep us stunted, not out of malice, but because they want to keep you down at their level. Learn to tell when this happens and stick only to friends that help you grow, lift you up, and inspire you to be who you really are.  
11. Some things you only understand when youíre older.  
In the end, people will judge you according to your actions, thatís why instead of trying to impress and please everyone, follow your heart and do what you want to do, without fear. Remember that itís better to remember something and say ďI canít believe I did it!Ē rather than ďI wish I did itÖĒ  
12. Stop looking for a happy ending.  
We humans tend to search for some happy ending in whatever happens to us. We want a sense of closure and completion, but sometimes itís simply not how life is. If you feel like youíve been searching for that happy ending for too long, you may need to, instead, search for a new beginning. Never be afraid to leave everything and start anew, you still have time, no matter what your age may be. Aspire to make the most out of whatever time you have on this planet. 
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This was my grandmaís advice to me. It's changed my life, and I hope itíll be able to do the same for you. Rest in peace, Nana.
 
The Barber Appointment  
 
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"  
 
The barber looks around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.  
 
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"  
 
Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.  
 
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.  
 
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."  
 
In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"  
 
"To your house!"
 
 
 
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the †first. 
 
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. 
 
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried ó but they wanted cash. 
 
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?
 
 
 
 
 
May God †bestow upon us all † 
His love and His Blessings.
 
 
 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the  
graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe 
from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us.And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and †not that of the RNC, Congress, or The Elitists.  
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
Amen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Have I Told You Lately" 
Floyd Cramer 
 
 
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"Adeus"  
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Goodby, May you go with God's blessing.