"Something that is puzzling or confusing".  
"A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, 
you'll probably never need one again."  
Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:  
1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.  
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.  
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.  
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.  
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other  
countries only dream about.  
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about -   
yet they want America to be more like those other countries.  
Think about it! It pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.  
Makes you wonder who is doing the math.  
These three short sentences tell you a lot about the direction 
of our current government and cultural environment:  
1. We are advised to "not" judge "all" Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics;  
but, we are encouraged to judge "all" gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics. 
(Funny how that works.) 
2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money;  
But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money!  
What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't. 
(Think about it.)  
Last but not least :  
3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our military,  
and cutting our army to a level lower than before WW11?  
But....we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens. 
(Am I the only one missing something?)  
"If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government,  
then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools."  
That's One Way to Explain It 
Give me a sentence about a public servant, the teacher instructed her third grade class. 
The fireman came down the ladder pregnant, answered one little girl.Umm, 
Do you know what pregnant means? 
Yes, said the girl. It means carrying a child. 
Did You See Who It Was? 
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, 
"Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot'! 
'Tommy reacts, "Did you see who it was?"' 
The young man answers, "No, I couldn't tell... but I got  his license plate number!"
F u n e M? 
S v f M. 
F u n e X? 
S v f X. 
M n X, please. 
"Word List" 
C U!
May God bless us all and may 
He watch over us and keep us safe.
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. To protect all of its people from the graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us. And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and not that of the RNC, Congress, The Elitists, or 
The Establishment. 
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
Unknown French Vocalist 
Ev & Els 
I see you sometime soon, Amies.  
Ayez une belle journée.
Dam rain!