"Insightful Observation Of Tolerance"  
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."  
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."  
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."  
"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."  
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us."  
Yes, we should promote tolerance. 
(I totally agree. Ev)
 
"Pee On The Flowers"  
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plasticgarbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.  
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."  
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."  
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"  
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it'? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thingy through my fence, I surprise him! I grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."  
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!   Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"  
"Not everybody pays."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Many people are unaware that Someday is not a doy of  the week. 
 
Never put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until day after tomorrow. 
 
Tomorrow is the only day of the year that appeals to a lazy man. 
 
If it weren't for the last minute, I would never get anything done. 
 
One today is worth two tomorrows.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
May God bestow upon us all,   
His Love and His Blessings.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"It's Just A Matter Of Time" 
Brook Benton 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed 
&  
Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the  
graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe  from the terrorists who have now come across our 
borders and live amongst us.And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and  not that of the RNC, Congress, The Elitists and/or The Establishment. 
Our country and we the people, need Your help, Your guidance, Your love, and Your proctection.   
Please stay with us and stand by us
We ask in Jesus name.  
Amen
 
Bye Bye 
Don't take any wooden nickles.