"Proof That The World Is Nuts" 
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,  
but the animals must be female.  
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  
(Like 'that'makes sense.)  
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,  
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.  
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.  
(Do they look different reversed?)  
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.  
This also applies to undertakers.  
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered  
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.  
(A brick?)  
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.  
(Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)  
(Much worse than 'going blind!')  
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel  
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for  
the privilege of having sex for the first time.  
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  
(Let's just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere  
else in the world that even comes close to this?)  
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her  
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.  
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,  
may be killed in any manner desired.  
(Ah! Justice!)  
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -  
but only in tropical fish stores.  
(But of course!)  
In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the  
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.  
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)  
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a  
woman and her daughter at the same time.  
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)  
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending  
machines with one exception:  
Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where  
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.  
(Is this a great country or what?)  
Well,.... not as great as Guam!  
So if you need to reach me in the future,  
I will be in Guam ! 
(This of course came from a gentleman. I really don't think there is any 
way we ladies could go from door to door and do any deflowering .)
A change of tactic might be in order... 
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.  
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. A few moments passed.  
"An ambulance just drove by."  
A few moments later: "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike."  
A few moments later: "Looks like the Sanders are moving." "Jason is on his skateboard." 
A few more moments: "The Coopers are playing in their bedroom." 
Startled, his mother and father shot up in bed. Dad cautiously asked: "How do you know they are… playing in their bedroom?" 
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 
Despite the cost  of living,  it is still quite popular. 
Live for the now. Yesterday is gone and 
and tomorrow may never come.
May God bestow upon us all 
His Blessings and His Love.
"Moonlight Cocktail" 
Frankie Carle 
Ev & Els 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country from those who seek to destroy it. To protect all of its people from the graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe  from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us.And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and  not that of the RNC, Congress, The Elitists and/or The Establishment. 
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
I fly away now...........Bye