"Lets Review Trump"  
The folks speaking out against Trump are helping me make up my 
mind a little more every day!  
Is he the Perfect Candidate whose thoughts mirrors mine on all fronts?....Nope  
Does he say everything the way I wish he would say it?....Nope  
Am I absolutely sure that his motives are absolutely Pure?....Nope  
Can I point to any other Dem Politician that I like better?....Nope  
Is there any of the other Rino Politicians I like better?....Nope  
Am I going to sit home, refuse to Vote, and let Hillary win; because he is not Perfect?....Nope  
Do I like what I have seen for the last 7-1/2 years with the Jerk that sleeps in my White House?....Nope  
Do I like the "fundamental changes" that same Jerk has brought about in "my" America?....Nope  
Ok, your turn to decide what you are going to do in about 5 months!  
"Trump's presidential qualifications".  
Obama is against Trump... Check  
The Media are against Trump... Check  
The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check  
The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check  
The UN is against Trump... Check  
The EU is against Trump... Check  
China is against Trump... Check  
Mexico is against Trump... Check  
Soros is against Trump... Check  
Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check  
Move On is against Trump... Check  
Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check  
Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check  
Hillary & Bernie are both against Trump ... Check  
Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check  
Islam is against Trump ... Check  
Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check  
-Now That Being Said-  
It seems to me, Trump "must be" the Best Qualified Candidate  
we could ever have; since we have so many political insiders and 
left wing "nut cases"--- so "scared to death",  that they all 
speak out against him at the same time!  
Most of all, it will be the People's Choice...  
He's not a Lifetime Politician...Check  
He's not a Lawyer.....Check  
He's not doing it for the money...Check  
He's a Natural Born American Citizen,  
born in the USA from American parents.  
Bonus points !  
Whoopi says she will leave the country...  
Rosie says she will leave the country...  
Sharpton says he will leave the country...  
Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...  
Cher says she will leave the country...  
Cyrus says she will leave the country...  
The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail....  
Hillary will go to jail.....  
The budget will be balanced in 8 years....  
Americans will have first choice at jobs.....  
You will not be able to marry your pet....  
You will be able to keep your guns if you qualify...  
(Not a criminal or crazy, etc.)  
Only 'live' registered U.S. citizens can vote.  
Must show ID to vote.  
You can have and keep your own doctor. (For real.)  
You can say whatever you want without being called a racist,  
Islamophobic, xenophobic, etc.  
He will make "America Great Again"!  
Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but "UP"!  
He is now our official Republican Candidate for President of the  
of the United States of America.  God Bless Donald Trump. 
Please get out and vote.  We,ve got him,  now lets keep him.
"Who Will Pay The Pecker Checker" 
There are important questions to be answered about this LGBT bathroom 
legislation and transgenders being able to use a restroom of the gender that 
they "identify" with.  
Will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station  
posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?  
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers and Vaginal Badgers,  
the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom?  
And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers?  
Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number  of peckers checked  
by each Pecker Checker?  
How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker 
Checker could check peckers?  
And will women be able to wear a Vaginal Badge that certifies their gender  
so they may bypass repeated inspections by the Vaginal Badgers?  
What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a 
new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?  
Want to guess their motto...........???  
"If you gotta' pee - We gotta' see!"
Why do people say "no offence" right before they offend you? 
Experience is the name people give to their mistakes. 
Etc. is a sign to make others believe that you know more than you really do.  
A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.  
May God bestow upon us all,
His Blessings and His Love.
Floyd Cramer 
Designed & Compiled 
Ev & Els 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us. 
And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and not that of the RNC, Congress, or The Elitists.  
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
Well, my dears, I am off.