"Ask A Sergeant Major"  
Leave it to a Sergeant Major to tell it like it is! That's why every visiting Flag officer to any unit will usually speak to the Sergeant Major and get his views on the unit, before talking to the ass kissers. It's the 'duty' of every Sergeant Major to tell it like it is. Sergeants Major 'do not' need to kiss any asses and cannot go any higher in rank. The Sergeant Major is the highest ranking enlisted man in any unit they serve in.  
Sergeants Major have 'only one job': "To advise the Commander on 'all' matters that pertain to 'the enlisted personell' in the unit, and they will 'always' tell it like it is, for that very reason!  
From the Podium:  
J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC. This retired USMC Sergeant Major has his Stuff together.  
"Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the "runner-in-chief."  
"Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001".  
"John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam ... Your military service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq .. You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, with the same words you used to describe Vietnam . You're a fake! You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese. Iraq, like Vietnam, is another war that you were for, before you were against it."  
"The late John Murtha, said our military was broken. He said we can't win militarily in Iraq . He accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa. Okinawa ? And the Democrats called him their military expert! Maybe he suffered a traumatic brain injury while he was off building his war hero resume? He was a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool, not a true Marine. He wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's ass, a phony and a disgrace".  
"Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned Southeast Asia to the Communists. Then you wanted to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us! See Dick run!"  
"Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist morons, et al, to name a few ad nauseam: Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our former President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, you give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we'll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. Now Obama wants to start his own war and half of you idiots support him! "American news media, the New York Times particularly: Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can't strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer."  
"You are America's 'Axis Of Idioits'! Your Collective Stupidity will destroy us.. Self-serving politics and terrorist-abetting news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing.  
There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don't ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam. If you want our Soldiers home as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies".  
"Yes, I'm questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I'm also questioning why you're stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don't deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform.  
You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who are willing to defend it."  
"Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within.  
Semper Fi".  
J. D. Pendry - Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired  
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A very savvy man. He has nailed it down pretty well. Too bad it won't do any good. There won't be 1 in 10 that receive this who will forward it. Please prove me wrong!
 
"The CFO Has All His Bases Covered"  
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”  
”Good question,” noted the CFO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”  
Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.  
“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?” 
“Ah, yes,” replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.”  
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?” 
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CFO. “What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d**k.”
 
 
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Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Obama got away with voter fraud and everyone knew it, but nary a soul did anything about it.  We do have such an honest, upright Congress, don't we?  I wish we could get rid of them all, except a choice few. Darn few at that.
 
I have a strong feeling they should have done an autopsy, under the circumstances, since he had not been ill. Strange his family did not want to know.  Or was it "money"!  I guess I never knew how important money was to certain people. Greed and Corruption go hand in hand.
 
Wonder what the Clinton's knew about it? 
Highly likely they were smack-dab in the middle.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.  
Money buys everything but good sense. 
Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.   
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. 
Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.  
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
 
May God bestow upon us all His Love and His Blessings and keep us safe.
 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the  
graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe 
from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us. 
For all that you do for us God,  we  
humbly offer our heartfelt thanks.  
Please stand by us and our country. 
We pray in Jesus name.  
Amen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Try To Remember" 
by 
Ed Ames 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed 
Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
 
 
See you next time. 
Toodle-Oo