"Divorce Agreement"  
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:  
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.  
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.  
Here is our separation agreement:  
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.  
--We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.  
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.  
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.  
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.  
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.  
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.  
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.  
--We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles, and give you NBC and Hollywood.  
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.  
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.  
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.  
--We'll keep our Christian values.  
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.  
--We'll keep the SUV's,  pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt Tesla and Leaf you can find.  
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.  
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."  
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya," or "We Are the World."  
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.  
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.  
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,  just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.  
Sincerely, John J. Wall  
Law Student and American!  
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you..  
P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.  
Perhaps there is hope for us after all.  
Forward This Every Time You Get It ! 
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!
"Three Women" 
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives.  
All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.  
After a few days they met up for lunch and compared notes.  
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  
He saw me and said: 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."  
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night!"  
The married woman said: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night, when my husband came home.  
I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. 
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said:  
'What's for dinner, Batman?'"
Nothing is impossible to the willing mind. 
Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.  
The wise understand by themselves; fools follow the reports of others.  
Wisdom is easy to carry but difficult to gather.  
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.  
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.  
~ Have a lovely day ~
God Bless Everyone.
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country from 
those who seek to destroy it.  
To protect all of its people from the 
graft and corruption that goes on within 
our Government and to keep us safe from 
the terrorists who have now come across 
our borders and live amongst us. 
Please God stand by our Country, 
and please God keep Donald Trump safe.   
We the people and our country need him.  
We pray in Jesus name.  
"New World Coming" 
Mama Cass Eliot 
Ev & Els 
People are always saying "go green"! Here I am,  now what? 
Ciao Amies