"Top Ten List of Americas Best"  
This is so sad; from a proud, strong country to a laughing stock of the world.  
Foreign Version of David Letterman's Top 10. Just makes you want to shake your head in disbelief, and, just maybe choke someone in charge.  
This is a Top Ten List of America's Stupidity.  
(Of course we look like idiots - we are!)  
#10 Only in America... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.  
# 09 Only in America... could people claim that the government stilldiscriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black, 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics  
# 08 Only in America... could they have had the two people mostresponsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.  
# 07 Only in America... can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.  
# 06 Only in America...would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens. (probably should be number one)  
# 05 Only in America... could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be called *Extremists*!  
# 04 Only in America... could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.  
#03 Only in America... could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).  
# 02 Only in America... could you collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7 Million *Per Minute*, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.  
# 01 Only in America.... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.  
Bonus: " Only in America do you have to pass a drug test to get a pay check, yet any crack head can get their welfare check no questions asked."
 
"Please Go Vote" 
We have had 8 years of "fundamental change." Do we really want another 25 to 30 years of it? Send this on to all of your "on the fence friends."  
I have six scary little words for all voters who backed losing candidates in the Republican primaries and who are threatening to sit out the November election because they don't like Donald Trump:  
**Supreme Court Justice Barack Hussein Obama** 
If this doesn't scare the Sh_t out of you, nothing will! 
 
The choice in November is clear. It will be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton! A no-vote is the same as a vote for Hillary Clinton. If Hillary Clinton, arguably the most dishonest and corrupt person ever to run for President of the United States, wins, I have no doubt that a President Hillary Clinton will name President Obama to the Supreme Court for several very good reasons: he has covered her backside, no easy task that in itself, in the email server scandals and now wants payback; he claims credentials as a Constitutional lawyer; he is buying a mansion in Washington D.C. and has made no secret of his desire to stay in the capitol; and he could complete his fundamental transformation of our Republic during a lifetime on the Supreme Court. If that's not enough to scare everyone into voting, I don't know what will.  
Even if you dislike "The Donald", grit your teeth, hold your nose, and vote for him; the alternative is simply  
too devastating and unimaginable not to. 
 
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"Tech Support" 
Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.  
That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.  
Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.' 
Customer: I don't have a P. 
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. 
Customer: What do you mean? 
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob. 
Customer: I'm not going to do that! 
(Must be a relative of Hillarys!)
 
 
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Looks as though the Liberals will be voting for a little Hitler. Despotism it will be.
 
Cheesh, and they talk about Trump.  Look at G.W. letting a turkey get in his pants.
 
 
I've always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.  
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. 
 
It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, 
I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. 
 
I feel the capacity to care is the thing which gives life its deepest significance.  
 
You really can change the world if you care enough. 
 
Give the gift of a smile.
 
 
 
 
 
 
GodBless us each and every one and 
keep us safe from harm.
 
 
 
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country from 
those who seek to destroy it.  
To protect all of its people from the 
graft and corruption that goes on within 
our Government and to keep us safe from 
the terrorists who have now come across 
our borders and live amongst us. 
Please God stand by our Country, and please God keep Donald Trump safe.   
We the people and our country need him.  
We pray in Jesus name.  
Amen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Liechtensteiner Polka" 
Oktoberfest 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Designed 
Compiled 
by 
Ev & Els 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Me Mum always told me I would grow up to be a beautiful flower someday,  with my feet firmly 
planted on the ground.  Mums are always right you know. 
Toodle Oo