"My Wife Doesn't Work" 
Conversation between a husband (H) and a  psychologist (P) . 
(P(P)):Q: What do you do for a living Mr. Rogers?  
H: I work as an accountant in a bank.  
P: Your wife?  
H: She doesn't work. She's a housewife. 
Q: Who makes breakfast for your family?  
H: My wife, because she doesn't work. 
Q: What time does your wife wake?  
H: She wakes up early because it has to be organised. She organizes the lunch for the children, ensures that they are well-dressed and combed, if they had breakfast, if they brush their teeth and take all their school supplies. She wakes with the baby and changes diapers and clothes. Breastfeeds and makes snacks as well. 
Q: How do your children get to school?  
H: My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work. 
P: After taking their children to school, what does she do?  
H: Usually takes a while to figure something out that she can do while she is out, so she doesn't have to pack and unpack the carseat too many times, like drop off bills or to make a stop at the supermarket. Sometimes she forgets something and has to make the trip all over again, baby in tow. Once back home, she has to feed the baby lunch and breastfeed again, get the baby's diaper changed and ready for a nap, sort the kitchen and then will take care of laundry and cleaning of the house. You know, because she doesn't work. 
P: In the evening, after returning home from the office, what are you doing? 
H: Rest, of course. Well, I'm tired after working all day in the bank. 
Q: What does your wife do at night? 
H: She makes dinner, serves my children and I, washes the dishes, orders once more the house, makes sure the dog is put away as well as any left over dinner. After helping children with HW she gets them prepared to sleep in pajamas and the baby is in fresh diapers, gives warm milk, verifies they brush their teeth. Once in bed she wakes frequently to continue to breastfeed and possibly change a diaper if needed while we rest. Because she doesn't have to get up for work. 
This is the daily routine of many women all over the world, it starts in the morning and continues until the wee hours of the night... This is called "doesn't work"?! 
Being a housewife has no diplomas, but has a key role in family life! 
Enjoy and appreciate your wife, mother, grandma, aunt, sister, daughter... Because their sacrifice is priceless. 
Somebody asked her...You are a woman who works or is it just "housewife"?? 
She replied: I work as a wife of the home, 24 hours a day. 
I am a mother, 
I am a woman, 
I am a daughter, 
I'm the alarm clock, 
I'm the cook, 
I'm the maid, 
I am the master, 
I'm the bartender, 
I'm the babysitter, 
I'm a nurse, 
I am a manual worker, 
I'm a security officer, 
I'm the advisor, 
I am the comforter, 
I don't have a vacation, 
I don't have a licence for disease. 
I don't have a day off. 
I am on duty all the time, 
I work day and night, 
I do not receive salary and... 
Even so, I often hear the phrase:" but what do you do all day?" 
Dedicated to all the women who give their lives for the welfare of their families. 
The woman is like salt: Her presence is not remembered, but its absence makes everything left without flavor.  
Share with all the beautiful ladies of your life,  and the men, so perhaps they will understand just how dedicated to home and family they really are, 
and how hard women do "work"!
"Tinkle, Tinkle "  
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were alright. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.  
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.  
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'  
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'  
'No,' said the son, 'I was playing with myself and accidentally shot the dog.' 
"That was really an 'overload"!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. 
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. 
Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure. 
Once you learn to quit, 
it becomes a habit.
May our Blessings from God be abundant  
and may He keep us safe from harm.
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. 
To protect all of its people from the  
graft and corruption that goes on within 
our Government and to keep us safe  
from the terrorists who have now come  
across our borders and live amongst us. 
And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and not that of the  
RNC, Congress, or The Elitists.  
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
"I've Gotta' Be Me" 
Sammy Davis, Jr. 
Ev & Els 
 Hope your day has been udderly fantastic.     
Until next time:  Sayonara