"Easter Weekend"  
Good Friday was especially busy. In Iraq, a Fedayeen suicide bomber blew up 41 attendees at a soccer game. 
In Yemen, a Muslims seized at an old folks' home. The raiders killed 4 nuns and a priest at the home. 
Saturday was a little quieter. Boko Haram Muslim gunmen murdered only 4 Nigerians. 
On Easter Sunday, a suicide bomber from the 'religion of peace' targeted Christian families at an amusement park in Pakistan, and killed more than 70 (most of whom were children). 
This Easter weekend capped off a rather busy month. 147 attacks with 1169 murdered and 3221 injured by followers of Islam, the 'religion of peace. 
'President Obama spoke on radio of his continued commitment to bring another 100,000 Muslims into the country this year, and he chided Americans for being fearful of the Muslims. 
Is this President crazy or just plain ignorant? 
The real truth being, he is totally dedicated to destroying America and all the  
Christians and Jews. While,  our Congress, etc. is so greedy they would rather 
have the money they get to do the dirty deeds of others and help Obama than to 
protect our precious country. They are so afraid of losing their money sources, 
they are going all out and will most likely do something unlawful just to keep 
Donald Trump from getting the nomination. They are not nearly so worried 
about Ted Cruz,  because when they are finished using him, which they are 
definately intend doing,  they will just hang him out to dry and say bye-bye, 
you are all finished.  He will probably go quietly, because if he doesn't  
they will most likely threaten him and his family.  When you get into  
our Congress and  become part of the Establishment, you are dealing with 
' pure evil'. If someone is not doing their bidding they simply delete them. Poof......gone........has happened many times thru the years.
"Sir, That's Not What It's Used For" 
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.  
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." 
Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."  
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes." 
"The Pickle Slicer" 
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.  
His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. 
His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"  
"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" 
His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" 
"I got fired." 
"No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" 
"Oh, she got fired too."
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer from the agony of defeat. 
Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.  
NNever borrow money from a friend, until you decide which you need the most. 
A half truth is a whole lie.
Dear God, 
We ask you to protect our country 
from those who seek to destroy it. To protect all of its people from the graft and corruption that goes on within our Government and to keep us safe from the terrorists who have now come across our borders and live amongst us. And please God, let our next President be the "people's choice" and not that of the RNC, Congress, or The Elitists.  
Please stay with us and stand by us. 
We ask in Jesus name.  
"Hello Heartache" 
Hank Locklin - C/W 
Ev& Els 
Until later Amies, Au Revoir.