"Famous Presidential Lies Contest" 
Written by: To The Point News  
 
LBJ: 
We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin ). 
 
Nixon: 
I am not a crook.  
 
GHW Bush: 
Read my lips - No New Taxes.  
 
Clinton: 
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski. 
 
GW Bush: 
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.  
(I believe GW was told this by the CIA or someone of equal stature.) (He did not make it up on his own!)  
 
Obama: 
I will have the most transparent administration in history. 
 
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.  
 
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.  
 
The IRS is not targeting anyone.  
 
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 
 
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism". 
 
You didn't build that!  
 
I will restore trust in Government.  
 
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.  
 
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk. 
 
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line. 
 
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.  
 
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. 
 
I am not spying on American citizens.  
 
Obama Care will be good for America .  
 
You can keep your family doctor.  
 
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.  
 
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. It's just like shopping at Amazon. 
 
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.  
 
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.  
 
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi  
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I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally or that he was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he 'did' know his uncle and that he 'did' live with him. 
 
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.  
 
If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.  
 
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.  
 
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.  
 
And the biggest one of all:  
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend theConstitution of the United States of America ."  
I believe we have a winner!
 
 
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