"Political Correctness" 
 
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as: _'HILLBILLIES.'_  
You must now refer to them as: APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. 
 
And furthermore: 
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:  
 
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -  
She is a: BREASTED AMERICAN.  
 
2. She is not 'EASY' - 
She is: 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'  
 
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - 
She is a: 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'  
 
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -  
She is a: 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'  
 
5. She does not 'NAG' you -  
She becomes: 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'  
 
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -  
She is a: 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'  
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:  
 
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -  
He has developed a: 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'  
 
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -  
He is: 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'  
 
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -  
He: 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'  
 
4. He is not 'BALDING' -  
He is in: 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'  
 
5. He does not act like a _'TOTAL ASS'_ -  
He develops a case of: RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'  
 
6. It's not his _'CRACK'_ you see hanging out of his pants -  
It's: 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
 
 
           
 
 
 
  
 
 
                      
     Designed by Ev